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Wise Woman ReBoot 5-Day Immersion
in Pure Love & Insight

Hey!

We’re excited to be sharing our combined wisdom in three 5-Day Personal Winter Retreats for Womyn this year!  That means you, me, Linda and the Critters… and NOBODY ELSE!  We have developed THIS to help you grow WITH THE ODD EXPERIENCES THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU PURSUE BEING A WISE WOMAN…

Prep work…

Within days of reserving your retreat, I send you a link to set up a zoom appointment with me, where we talk about your intention, experiences and some other logistical things that help us get ready for you… ie deciding what to focus on, like types of ritual, and so much more, that get you where you want to go!

Included…

  • Experience profound land-connected rejuvenation retreat
  • Get  DAILY relaxing bodywork from a master gypsy healer
  • Expand your earth wisdom "shamanic" access to power
  • Receive "initiation" and guidance into the next levels of your spiritual leadership.
  • Clear out energies that have been holding you back through indigenous ceremony
  • Claim your positive vision for the next cycle of your life.

Shimas

We’ve been thoughtfully loving and helping womyn explore their healing and visionary abilities, through our combined lineage teachings since 1972.  Together, we create an enduring experience with your happiness and growth as the intention.  We live the ways we teach every day, our Nature Values and Spiritual Endeavors involved from the intricate to the mundane.
MARIA (native spiritualist) 
LYNDA (rom gypsy healer)

Accomodations & Meals

For five days you stay in our guest room as family, and have a bathroom all to yourself.  It’s a simple little house, watched over by a dog and a cat.  We’ve got about 8 acres, 2 of it prepared for human/nature interaction in a more manicured way.  Three Horses greet you and make sure you know this is a place of balanced power.  I cook recipes from my family, so a lot of beans… and more beans, no there’s other things too, and Linda’s a spice wimp, so everything is cooked mild.  I endeavor to work with your needs… and you may want to bring some snacks.

6-month After Care

  • In addition to the 5-day retreat, you get 6 months of after care that includes:
  • 1:1 zoom appointment every month with me (Maria) to tweak your life plan as things shift and need an adjustment to harmonize all factors.
  • Twice a month, on the New and Full Moon, Lynda does a distant healing for you.  30 - 60 minutes of sparkling magic sent across the ethers to elevate your energy levels.
We know that building your practice, organizing groups, and attempting to navigate the changes that happen as you stretch and grow with your own work is a lot, and that’s why we’re offering these retreats.  We want to provide you with a space to be heard and validated in your experiences, as well as to share with you what might come next… and that’s important to you.  Our time together is designed to help you relax, rejuvenate, laugh, and find your next step.

We are all about supporting Wise Women – VisionKeepers, who work to grow other womyn and continue to support our planet Mother in their practices.  When you come to the Ranch, you are part of our family.  We’re here for you all the way, and we’re gonna let you know you are not going crazy… JUST UNFOLDING THE TRUTH OF REALITY.

So what are you waiting for?  Reserve one of the available 3 Winter Retreats today, and instantly begin to understand what having a magical Aunty in your life can mean… then multiply that by two!

Love,
Maria and Linda
PS, DID I say we laugh alot?!

Oh, and just to make it clear…

There are three retreats.  Only one woman will be at each one…
will that woman be you?
Book your Winter Retreat today and start reaping the benefit of having 2 shimas.
Once it's booked it will come off this schedule!


November 8-12, 2023
RESERVE THIS NOVEMBER RETREAT
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December 6-10, 2023
RESERVE THIS DECEMBER RETREAT
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January 10-14, 2024
RESERVE THIS JANUARY RETREAT
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 “Everything I needed and nothing I thought it would be. Don t go expecting anything - the journey is a surprise, a gift from Spirit. I returned from the experience feeling much stronger - as if the girding underneath me had been rebuilt. I am so grateful to Maria and Linda for providing this immensely transforming experience for me!" 
- Anne Salazar, Herbalist, CA